May 22, 2013 • 88,635 notes

hey why not

1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
May 22, 2013 • 188,302 notes

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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May 22, 2013 • 19,266 notes • velveteendream
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May 22, 2013 • 6,975 notes • brolinatthetheatre

bndictcumberbatch:

brolinatthetheatre:

You’re welcome

Oops there go my pants

May 22, 2013 • 14,530,845 notes • charizzaaa

reblog if you’re satan

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May 22, 2013 • 22,159 notes • eyeslikecominghome

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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May 22, 2013 • 158,154 notes • imdb.com
everythingelsegoesherethen: nerdfighter13812: itsxandy: disneymoviesandfacts: According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple. Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap? Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk? I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

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May 22, 2013 • 40,043 notes • a-sexy-cat

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May 22, 2013 • 108,869 notes • jamestewart
rekkka: loislaned: #I WILL RIDE YOU SO HARD #THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT

rekkka:

loislaned:

#I WILL RIDE YOU SO HARD

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#THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT

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May 22, 2013 • 177 notes • jerremyjordan
jerremyjordan: CONGRATS CHRIS EVANS YOU ARE HUSBAND MATERIAL

jerremyjordan:

CONGRATS CHRIS EVANS YOU ARE HUSBAND MATERIAL

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May 22, 2013 • 122,066 notes • giraffepoliceforce

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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May 22, 2013 • 247,900 notes • vans-supreme

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

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May 22, 2013 • 31,493 notes • irresponsibleeyouth

katiesruminations:

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

That’s how I got my fiance.

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May 22, 2013 • 135,216 notes • bonushumor

bonushumor:

so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..

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May 22, 2013 • 245,041 notes • hailrian

iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

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